David Chase is a tremendous bag of douche juice!!!!!!

I would put a spoiler alert but what would be the point. The Sopranos series finale was already spoiled when it showed. For those of you that have never heard of the Sopranos tv show, don’t worry about it. It will leave you with the taste of hot garbarge in you mouth. I have invested 8 years into this god-awful show and only enjoyed the first 3 or 4. The first 3 or even 4 were really good, thus creating the first high that I and a nation of millions tried to feel again. It never happened. I recently read an interview with Mr. Chase saying that the Sopranos was like real life. No sir, it’s not. It’s fucking tv show. Make a documentary if you want real life. The point of art is for people to enjoy it. I assume there is probably like 5% of artists that need to produce art to release or they will end up dead. Another 90% of artists claim the same thing. If you were stuck on a deserted island by yourself, you wouldn’t make art. And if you did, it would be for someone else to know you were there. My point? Don’t make a final season of a show that is a huge success something that pretty much only you and your gaffer find entertaining. It’s pretentious and I think you’re a dork for doing it. And not like a “dork” in a cool self effacing way you would try to endear yourself with but “dork”: in a “you’re-a-sweaty-dingleberry-shit-licking-fuck-ball-and-I-would-call-you-that-but-I’m-only-in-second-grade-so-the-strongest-thing-I-can-come-up-with-is-dork” kind of way.
Good day to you sir!
Pace.

This is how a good mob movie ends!